Yesterday night at a ‘under 18s’ party, one would have discovered a mass of zebras. Wait, no sorry (typo) , girls wearing ADIDAS tracksuits and males somehow smuggling in ‘drug bags’ – which we now know was a faux nike messenger bag with Cadbury Star Wars chocolate lollies inside, due to reports by the Chunky Monkey staff.
“Char, hey Char, do you think Kane has had too much Dip Dap?”
“Shut the f*** up Poppy; he’s in a good place,”
“Kai, go get me some f****** haribo starmix,”
“It takes a few minutes to kick in Levi…,”
“Get me an innocent smoothie, but make sure it’s raspberry or you’re in for it mate,”
“Mate, I’m gonna do my homework by the pick-n-mix bar,”
Also, it seems the kids have become more accepting of the social hierarchy in school today. It seemed the ginger got the girl. Wow.